I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
(Source: jayygatsby)
Seriously. This is sad.
You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct? …Yes.
Me: Mini Hot Dogs are weird.
Mom: .....Why?
Me: They're like hot dogs...but mini. That's weird.
Mom: ....Is this what it's like in your head all the time?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: I'm sorry.
Me: Me too.
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